This was sent to me (in prose form) as the best Blonde Joke ever. I wonder.
A blonde was very puzzled by a jigsaw she was doing
So she phoned her boyfriend hoping he'd come round.
'What sort of jigsaw is it?' he inquired on the phone.
'It'll be something simple, I'll be bound!'
'No! It's really very tricky, and no pieces seem to fit!
It simply doesn't make a lot of sense!'
'Well, try following the picture!' the boyfriend then advised,
'What is it?' 'It's a rooster on a fence.'
'Keep trying!' he responded, 'I'll be there very soon',
(After all, she was as blonde as Dolly Parton!)
As soon as he saw the jigsaw he laughed out loud and said
'Let's put the cornflakes back into the carton!'