Lunch Question Time.

LUNCH QUESTION TIME!

The family sat down to eat;

The Minister was a guest.

Mother had baked a special meal;

The crockery was her best.

Tom was minding his manners

As he'd been told to do;

The conversation was polite

Though boring, that is true.

The Minister was rambling on

About this thing and that;

You couldn't really say

It was a very thrilling chat.

But suddenly Tom looked puzzled

And paused with his knife and fork.

'Mum' he said 'This meat is nice

But it tastes to me like pork!'

'It is pork, dear' said Mother,

Smiling and being charming,

Not expecting the bombshell

Would be quite so alarming.

'But I heard you talking to Dad' said Tom......

And he stopped the meal mid-munch.

'I heard you say 'I suppose it's time

We had the old goat for lunch.'

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