GRANDMA'S GOULASH
We are asked for a very, very, very short story based on Grandma's picture!
THE WIND CHANGED
Freddy had thought he'd strike a pose
As a statue, with a garden hose.
Mother shouted 'Leave it alone'
But, sadly Freddy'd turned to stone. (140 characters)
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BREAKING THE RULE!
I AM OLD! I'M BEYOND ALL SHAMING!
THEY TELL ME THIS IS KNOWN AS 'FLAMING'!
PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY ARE MY BETTERS
SAY I MUSTN'T USE CAPITAL LETTERS!
BUT I HAPPEN TO LIKE THEM! THEY LOOK SO BOLD!
I'M AN EXCEPTION....... BECAUSE I'M OLD!
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