Curmudgeon! You couldn't be ruder!
Aiming a gun at each intruder!
Never saying a pleasant word!
Totally, nastily absurd!
Always looking out for fights!
Never forgetting about your rights!
Kicking down doors and throwing stones!
Each day full of snarls and moans.
Rudeness never wins the day;
Old man! We're going on our way!
Useless to shout your silly threats!
Stop your angry epithets!
A different sort of anger here:
