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Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Cachinnation


ABC WEDNESDAY
CACHINNATION!

I have done it, so have you!
It's an easy thing to do!
I've cachinnated I admit,
And made an awful mess of it!
As a schoolgirl, filled with dread,
I was up before the 'Head',
For some dreadful foul misdeed
Unfit for your pure eyes to read!
With lowered eyes I looked demure;
Penitent and prim and pure.
And then I saw Miss Ross disclose
A great big pimple on her nose!
I cachinnated, snorted, sniggered,
My face, with pent-up mirth, disfigured!
I'd like to say that was the last time,
But cachinnating became a pastime!
On countless times since then, I fear,
I've cachinnated loud and clear!
Weddings? There's a situation
Designed for awful cachinnation!
Someone's hat may set me off!
I try to  pretend I have a cough,
But then I catch another's eye
And both of us simply let fly
Snorting, spluttering, cachinnating....
Absolutely devastating!
I can ruin a celebration
With unbounded cachinnation!
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'What' you say 'Is cachinnation?'
Read below for an explanation.
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* Laughter at an inappropriate time.
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QUID PRO QUO
(An Acrostic)

Questions arise about this phrase!
Unless they’re answered I’m in a daze!
Is the meaning 'tit-for-tat'?
'Do this for me and I’ll do that?'
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Perhaps the Latin suits it better
Revealing the meaning in each letter.
Or do we use Latin to be clever?
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Queries just go on for ever.
Useless to explain the reason
Out goes Latin till next season!
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