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http://easystreetprompts.blogspot.com/2009/04/prompt-518-driving-lesson.html
suggests a piece based on
A DRIVING LESSON
I hope this gentleman learned his lesson!
http://easystreetprompts.blogspot.com/2009/04/prompt-518-driving-lesson.html
suggests a piece based on
A DRIVING LESSON
I hope this gentleman learned his lesson!
ROAD RAGE
Sonny, driving rather fast, down a country lane,
Sees a car approaching; treats it with disdain.
Doesn't dream of pulling over, though there's not much space;
For drivers such as Sonny driving is a race.
Nita, who's the other driver, winds her window down;
As she's passing yells a greeting, accompanied by a frown.
'Pig!' she shouts out very loudly! (Well, I'd shout it too;
When you meet a lousy driver what else can you do?)
He responds with some expletives, one of which is 'Bitch!'
Then, round the corner, he meets the pig
And ends up in the ditch!
If jokes in rhyme are to your taste, try these:
http://rinklyrimes.blogspot.com/2008/06/scuppered.html
http://rinklyrimes.blogspot.com/2008/06/28-fair-cop.html
And ends up in the ditch!
If jokes in rhyme are to your taste, try these:
http://rinklyrimes.blogspot.com/2008/06/scuppered.html
http://rinklyrimes.blogspot.com/2008/06/28-fair-cop.html
7 comments:
Love the rhymes. I thought you might have said 'flitch!'
Nicely
Enjoyed that. Always best to control your emotions when driving more than you control the car.
Serves 'im right! I feel for the pig, I do! And he was prob'ly in a hurry to get no-where...
funny. your verse as well as how driving can get us so worked up. why are we rushing?
Oooooh - a rhyming joke. I love it.
EXCELLENT! Nice poetic twist on that old joke which never fails to amuse me.
It was "he' who was piggish..!!!
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