Aftermath

SHADOW SHOT SUNDAY
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AFTERMATH

The rain has pelted down this year,

Allaying all our fears.

The water in Queensland's dams, they say,

Will last for twenty years!

But before that came ten years of drought;

The grass grew sparse and brown,

And little 'Japanese' gardens

Sprouted all over town.

At first I found them 'clinical',

For lush green lawns I was craving;

They seemed to say, too blatantly,

'Look! We're water-saving!'

But I have grown to like them;

They look so calm and neat.

And the shadows cast by rocks and plants

Make the picture quite complete.

We're making a 'Japanese' garden

In our little courtyard space.

Even with rain pouring down

They ameliorate the place.

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ALL EARS!

This-morning I had to run a session
For sinners needing a confession.
In my parish there's so much sin
I can scarcely fit them in!
A double-windowed booth is needed,
So two at a time can be acceded!
The village is rife with lust and crime
So listening takes up all my time!
An elderly gentleman came in first
Whispering something about his thirst!
It seems he'd been drinking to excess;
It relieved his spirit to confess.
He comes in often with this old story,
Hoping that he will 'go to glory'
If he admits he's out of line.
Then off he goes to drink more wine!
As he droned on with the same old list....
Brandy, whiskey, nothing missed....
I sensed a movement to my right
There, in the shadows, out of sight.
A pretty girl, all swathed in black
Came close and whispered in the crack.
And, my! That was a revelation!
She was in a tricky situation,
Involving the local Mayor no less!
She'd disgusting items to confess!
Also involved was the Mayor's son!
I can't tell you the terrible things she'd done!
Of course, I'm innocent as the day
But I had to take note of the things she'd say.
I frequently asked for repetition,
To reinforce the girl's contrition.
And, if I required an explanation,
I'd delve into her motivation.
'That's not quite clear' I'd whisper low;
'There's so much more I need to know.'
Other parishioners, there, were waiting,
And the poor young girl kept hesitating.
'Don't be afraid' I gently said;
Then 'Did you defile the marriage bed?'
Confession's normally over soon,
But we lingered until afternoon!
(The man admitting inebriation,
Gave-up, on viewing the situation.)
She went home cleansed, a holier soul,
Innocent, unblemished, whole.
But I said, for I know the ways of men,

'Come back, dear, if it happens again!'
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