Monday, October 11, 2010

Curious Cuddle



CURIOUS CUDDLE!

Are you feeling sad and lonely?
Is your lover far away?
Do you need a little comfort
At the ending of the day?
Dress up in your yellow nightdress!
Rush off to your cosy bed!
Men! Why, ladies! Do without them!
Try this alternative instead!
Grab your handy little pillow
With it's almost manly form!
Feel encircled by its comfort;
Sleep night-through secure and warm.
Dream erotic dreams of romance,
Wake, fulfilled, with starry eyes.
Find a 'stuffed shirt' there beside you!
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It doesn't pay to fantasise!
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IF ARIES MARRIES ARIES.........

If Aries marries Aries look-out for a lightning strike,
For passion and excitement is what both these people like!
Immediate intensity makes the flame of love burn brightly.
They'll fall into each other's arms and hang on very tightly!
But, with both of them Control Freaks, some quarrels will be torrid,
As both of them are able to be, verbally, quite horrid!
It could be that it's a pairing better made for an affair;
It would make for vivid memories for both halves of this pair.
But as the first fine frenzy might diminish pretty soon,
It's maybe better not to plan a lifelong Honeymoon.
Just have a great old sizzling time, fantastically fiery,
And read about it when you're old, in your faded, well-thumbed diary.
And smile a bit at how life, once, was passionate and wild,
(By that time both will be mature, mellow and meek and mild!)
BUT, should you marry, you could have a life of wedded bliss,
Provided that you make-up every quarrel with a kiss.
And provided that you have some other interests to pursue,
So that you have another life when dreams don't quite come true.
An Aries with an Aries? A love that may endure.
In the meantime, have a high old time.
We envy you, for sure! 
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15 comments:

Kay L. Davies said...

You're so funny, Brenda. I admire your wit and your way with words.
My husband is an Aries and I'm Sagittarius. We would fight like cats and dogs, but it upsets our dog!!
Love your stuffed-shirt idea, however. He's often on business trips.

Kay, Alberta

Liz said...

Haha. That's a unique pillow.

Eden said...

Love your mellow yellow Monday post. It is so funny.

HOOTIN' ANNI said...

LOL...I liked this post. Fun AND interesting all in one.

Here is a link to my first Mellow Yellow Do hope you can stop by for a visit!

srp said...

A "stuffed shirt"... that is too funny. Compared to the sometimes awful alternatives.. perhaps not too bad at all!

Annie said...

Hah! I'll take my real life warm buddha belly man to the ol' stuffed shirt any night of the week. Very funny Brenda.

gs batty said...

well at least the pillow won't snore

J Cosmo Newbery said...

Me in a yellow nightdress? Now, that would be curious.

jaerose said...

We all need a pillow to cuddle sometimes! Jae

Elizabeth said...

I slept with a stuffed shirt for twenty years, and have enjoyed my freedom ever since. He wasn't an Aries, but I am and I like that a lot as well. Thanks Brenda, you always make me smile,

Elizabeth

keithsramblings said...

I always know that I'll leave with a grin on my face after visiting your site, and yet again you didn't let me down!

Reflections said...

Thanks for leaving me with a smile at the end of my long day.

Dee Martin said...

oh this made me laugh. I'm a libra married to an aries and there are times when I think the stuffed shirt would be a good idea....hahaha

Dangerous With a Pen said...

Love how you took that odd picture and made it into a hilarious "ad" for that wacky pillow. So well done! Brought a smile to my sleepy face!

Jingle said...

love that pillow cuddle,
you are amazing.