MIDNIGHT HUNT
I'm on the beach and hunting for crabs!
They're very hard to see!
But look at the sand
On which I stand!
It's wavy, like the sea!
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OY! OY!
Oysters don't like pins much!
They don't like living in tins much!
Unless I'm very much mistaken
They don't like being on a plate with with bacon!
Whether they're boys or whether they're girls
They just show-off about their pearls!
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I think they're rather selfish!
In fact they're selfish shellfish!
They act like something royal
And object to baths in oil!
Whether they're girls or whether they're boys
They'll be eaten like common savaloys!
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