Showing posts with label Grandma's Goulash. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Grandma's Goulash. Show all posts

Monday, October 1, 2012

Time and Place



GRANDMA'S GOULASH
asks for a very short story

TIME AND PLACE

I chose the time, and the place;
Romance was in the air.
I had a favourite look-out
And I thought I'd take her there.
I brought her to the highest point
Although she did complain
That it was very windy,
And, I agreed, it looked like rain.
She fell and hurt her knee.....
It was only a graze.
We couldn't see the view
Because of the misty haze.
She wasn't very well equipped
And a heel came off her shoe!
And she said I didn't help her up......
Well, I suppose that's true!
And then, oh dear, down came the rain!
She was only slightly wet.
And I wanted this to be a date
That we would not forget!
I chose the time, and the place
I visualised it all.
Now I'm having second thoughts....
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I wont propose at all!
(140 words)

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THE BLUE TRAIN

A million years ago
I travelled on the Blue Train.
Fresh from London,
I had arrived in the sparkle of South Africa.
Rhodesia, as it then was,
Beckoned.
We went to the station immediately;
I have forgotten it.
We boarded the train
And sped North;
I have forgotten most of it.
After all
Fifty years is a long time.
But I remember the border.
Because the staff changed
From South African
To Rhodesian.
Who could forget the
Dazzling white uniforms,
The dazzling white teeth,
The smiling generosity of spirit,
The good humour,
The efficiency?
I knew Rhodesia would be heaven.
And I was right.
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But that was then.
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Monday, September 17, 2012

Not Quite

GRANDMA'S GOULASH
asks us for a VERY short account

NOT QUITE!

Inventors, back in past,
Knew the era of slates could not last.
For up-dated learning
They all were yearning.
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Iphones have them out-classed.
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(140 characters)
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RAZZYBUNS
(A Recipe)

Quick as a flash and twice as yummy,
Begging to be put in your tummy!
Even non-cooks can excel at these
Knowing they'll always be sure to please.
Only a fork and a tray or slide
Needed to make this source of pride.
Nothing mechanical or too obscure
And yet the result will be great for sure.
Even an utter non-cook (like me) 
Can whip them up in time for tea!
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First there's the greased oven-tray to fix.
Then flour and salt you must sift and mix,
Rub the butter in till it looks like crumbs,
(An expression used by lots of Mums!)
Into milk pour the egg, well-beaten.
(Not long now till the buns are eaten!)
Mix the lot! Squash up as dough
Then on to a floured board they go
As twelve little balls, hollow in the centre
For a spoonful of raspberry jam to enter.
Now seal them with the jam inside
( What a clever place for jam to hide!)
Glaze with milk then finally bake.
How easy is that for goodness sake!
In fifteen minutes you'll see them done
Then you can enjoy your own Razzybun.
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Ingredients 
2 cups self-raising flour.   60g butter.  ¼ cup of sugar.  1 egg.  4 tablespoons milk.  a little raspberry jam. 
Bake at 220 degrees
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PS
Greg's boys, Max and Harry, turned-up this-morning to show Grandpa and Grandma their  trophies. I was delighted to see 'Star Player' on the wording, until they told me 'Everyone gets that!' They're MY stars, anyway.






Monday, July 30, 2012

Saved By The Sign!


GRANDMA'S GOULASH
asks us to write a story in 140 characters.

SAVED BY THE SIGN!

Ned had planned to push Tess off the top.
Beyond was an enormous drop.
But, annoyingly, upon arrival,
He saw she'd ensured her own survival!
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                                 Merewether Beach NSW

ROCKS

A rock is pounded by the sea, over and over again.
But a rock is a rock is a rock....... it knows no pain.
But the human 'rocks' are the carers, those who give up their lives
To nurse disabled children. How frequently one arrives!
One sees them at the market, with a precious burden in tow,
The child who is now an adult, for little children grow.
And the years go on and on and on, and the tide goes in and out,
Each tide bringing aching sleepless hours and loneliness and doubt.
And the rock stands firm as the surges wash over it and recede,
And the human 'rocks' are equally firm, tending to every need.
A rock is pounded by the sea, over and over again.
But a rock is a rock is a rock....... it knows no pain.

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