A sandwich can be ho-hum and not worth thinking of,
But Bardinas are the sandwiches you're very sure to love!
The ingredients may shock you, but we know you'll love the taste
And not one single little crumb will ever go to waste.
Fry sardines (yes, fry them) with oysters and with bacon.
The aroma will be captivating if I'm not mistaken!
Add the peas and garlic until they're heated through.
You're nearly there! There's really not a great deal more to do!
Take two slices of toasted bread; spread one with cheese and sauce.
Top it with sardine mixture, then the other toast, of course.
Eat it very quickly before it's snatched away!
This will be a recipe you'll use another day!
3 rashers chopped bacon. 1/2 can peas. Tin sardines in tomato sauce. Tin smoked oysters.
Minced garlic to taste. Toast. Grated cheddar cheese. Favourite tangy sauce.
Oysters feature in this joke here:
See tomorrow's blog for a little nonsense.