Probably not very good science, but the child is certainly being introduced to the Battle of the Sexes at an early stage!
IT'S IN THE GENES!
Anthony was puzzled; he stood and scratched his head.
'Who was it made us, Mummy?' the little boy then said.
'Well, we're descended from monkeys' his mother said, and smiled;
'Our ancestors lived up in the trees; they were animals, and wild.'
Just to make sure, the little boy then asked his Dad the same.
'Daddy can you tell me how human beings came?'
'We were made by God' said Daddy.' He made us in one day;
We're noble, brave and perfect; God fashioned us that way.'
Anthony frowned a little; he wasn't satisfied.
'You and Mummy tell different stories'. (That couldn't be denied!)
'You say that God has made us; she says we're from the trees.
Surely one of you is wrong! Daddy! Explain it please!'
'Ah, that is very easy' said Daddy, 'We combine.
She's talking about her family;
I'm talking about mine!'
That wretched DNA also here:
http://rinklyrimes.blogspot.com/2008/07/49-my-inheritance.html
That wretched DNA also here:
http://rinklyrimes.blogspot.com/2008/07/49-my-inheritance.html
16 comments:
Oh that is so funny! I laughed so hard my side hurts.
That was wonderful. Just the laugh I needed at the end of a horrible day.
Love it, funny.
very clever :)
A very smart answer..... told to the son, without the Mom knowing.
great humour :)
ahaha! I love it! Thank you for the laugh! :)
Rofl!Typical parents:)
cute thoughts.
well done.
A++
A+++++
For making me burst out laughing while i was taking a drink!
so unexpected and So perfect!
Luna
http://Lunawitch15.wordpress.com/
Aww! It’s very funny (but not a suitable answer for a children)
Oops! 'Not a suitable answer for a child.'
Lol! That's so typical of parents, isn't it? :) Nicely written.
so funny. You caught me off guard at the ending. Good poeming!!!
hmm...funny stuff but you made the woman's family like that..cant imagine..yet this was really funny
I love it! Great write. Thanks for sharing.
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