MAD KANE
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/
gave us the first line
gave us the first line
SPOIL-SPORT
A girl who was very refined
Was offered some fun but declined
Said she 'Understand,
I am untouched by hand ,
And I do want that fact underlined.'
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CANDY FLOSS
Nutritional value? I'd say 'Nil'
Yet eating it is such a thrill.
Spun sugar on a little stick.
Too much of it can make you sick.
Pink and sweet and finger-licky,
Brittle, bright and sugar-sticky!
Gooey lips and gooey nose,
Tacky pink stains on the clothes!
The tongue makes contact, makes a hole;
You're eating nothing! Bless my soul!
Part of summer in the sun,
Part of happy childhood fun.
Nutritional value? I'd say 'Nil'
Yet eating it is such a thrill.
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