RUBY TUESDAY
I looked on Facebook and I said 'Strewth!'
When I saw a shot of Ruth
In a coat of brightest red.
'That's Ruby Tuesday stuff!' I said.
Saves me looking through my files!
A little reminder of the British Isles.
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COME ON, LOVE!
Lucy sat down on a park-bench, to rest her weary legs,
And up to her wandered a vagrant, the sort of man who begs.
'How about a bit of fun?' the vagrant sort of wheedled,
And Lucy, being a lady, felt positively needled.
'How dare you said Lucy, angrily, going bright red in the face,
'I have got high standards and you are a disgrace.'
'Come on, love, stop pretending' the scruffy beggar said,
'If you're not after a bit of fun why are you in my bed?'
