MAD KANE
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THE ANTI-SHRILL PILL
A girl who was terribly shrill
Was presented with quite a large bill!
She screamed fit to bust,
And blasphemed and cussed
Till somebody popped her a pill.
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PINK TIPPED
Not the nails of a lady who's heavily into chores!
What on earth could she possibly do with such very dainty paws?
She couldn't do any gardening; she couldn't wash the clothes.
All she could do in comfort is sit around and pose!
She couldn't play touch-football or make castles in the sand,
And peeling the potatoes would be positively banned!
I agree they're rather pretty, with their delicate pink bows,
But 'Handsome is as handsome does' as everybody knows.
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