MAD KANE
gave us the first line
POPULARITY
A woman was putting-on airs,
Always boasting of all her affairs,
Saying 'I'm so attractive
The men all get active,
Lining-up double-file on my stairs.'
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FAT CHANCE!
A couple of midde-aged geese
Were getting to be quite obese.
Said the husband 'My sweet,
We must watch what we eat,
Or we'll melt in a puddle of grease.'
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