MAD KANE
chose the first line
CATERING CATASTROPHE
A fellow was planning a spread
For the birthday of his Uncle Ned.
But his cooking was grim;
It not only killed him,
But all of the guests fell down dead!
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TRANSFORMATION
All was noisy, all was chatter,
Conversation, knife on platter.
All was colour, all was light;
Garden sunshine glowing bright.
Technological transformation!
Gone the sound and animation!
Now they're still, as on a frieze.
Clever little cameras, these!
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