Star-Sign Unions Six

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ARIES and VIRGO

Tidy drawers and cupboards; everything just so,

With Virgo saying 'Yes' to this, and Aries saying 'No!'

It doesn't look too promising; it's easy to see why.

Aries is impulsive; Virgo is quite shy.

Opposites attract each other when they're first aquainted,

But soon the 'first fine rapture' dies and what is left is tainted.

Their differences seemed quirky then and something to be treasured,

But Time has made them realise that true love can't be measured.

Then Virgo found the Aries spark something to brag about

But now Virgo is carping and all Aries does is shout.

Aries has quite a temper; Virgo is a scold.

I really think they should avoid the bit about 'have and hold'!

Virgo likes a schedule; Aries can't be on time

And every disagreement is treated as a crime!

Virgo likes to keep to rules; Aries can't abide them.

Could even Marriage Guidance be remotely sure to guide them?

Leo and Aries, have some fun; enjoy that initial 'Wow!'

Then turn around and walk away

Before you have a row!

Happy Birthday Aries!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARIES!

Welcome to all you Aries folk! Enter and take a bow!

The next few weeks belong to you. Rejoice! Your time is now!! 

Dynamic and quick-witted, energetic too.

Confident and robust in everything you do.

But you can be rather selfish, with an ego that's inflated

And your desire to get results keeps us intimidated.

You thrive on an adventure, finding others rather tardy,

But you can over-reach yourself proving that you're fool-hardy.

Dare-devils can impress the crowd but not when they fall flat;

Keep your eye on balance when you play at acrobat!

You have a sharp and clever tongue; Aries are quick-wits,

Their confidence is by all admired; they're often favourites.

Watch out for impatience, and impulsiveness as well,

Sometimes it's advisable to crawl back in ones shell!

Headaches and indigestion are health-hazards now and then,

And of course you're prone to accidents.... that impulsiveness again.

Your colour is bright red, of course; your lucky number's nine.

Enjoy your year, you Arians! It's certain to be fine!