Showing posts with label Grandma's Goulash short story cat bird argument limerick Mad Kane. Show all posts
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Sunday, June 17, 2012

Hurt Feelings


GRANDMA'S GOULASH
asks us to write a VERY short story

HURT FEELINGS

Said Cocky 'How dare you infer
I'm made out of left-over fur!
My nice yellow crest
Is one of the best!
And a squawk is preferred to a purr!'
(140 characters)
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MAD KANE

supplied the first line

BON APPETIT

A woman who loved fine cuisine,
Was also incredibly mean;
She said "I'll eat mice,
If I get them half price,
Just so long as I know where they've been."

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