Cracked!

CRACKED!

How about this for Fancy Dress!

Bet your life it scratches!
It's certain that discomfort
Will be the thing that hatches!
That left arm is in trouble!
The arm-pit is in strife!
The jagged pieces of the egg
Will be cutting like a knife!
And, as she walks, her dainty thighs
Will rub unbearably!
Golly Moses! Aren't I glad
That the model isn't me!
*
HAPPY EASTER ANYWAY!