A TENTATIVE TAP!
I was in a bit of a hurry and the taxi was taking its time,
But I wasn't irate, I was really good-humoured and calm.
I just leaned to the driver, just urging him on
With a tentative tap on his arm.
Imagine the shock when he screamed fit to bust!
The car flew through the air and we crashed!
And we hit a shop window and went through the glass
And everything in there was smashed!
Later on when the driver and I were alone
I said to him 'Are you a freak?'
'Not really' he answered, 'But you see it's like this....
I was driving a hearse till this week!'
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Another motoring joke here:
That would make any driver and his taxi take to the air! Brilliant, Brenda
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed that! Poor guy wasn't used to lively passengers!
ReplyDelete(Thanks for your comment on my tipping tipsy snowman. I would love it if you wrote a poem about the tippler!
this was a fun one. nice work.
ReplyDeleteWhat a great verse!
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