Extra! Extra!

The cover of our local paper this-morning says it all!

LET'S GET OUR PRIORITIES RIGHT!

There's a little race that's running over there in the U.S.A.

Something to do with Presidents; at least that's what they say.

But the most important race 

Is in quite another place.

It's 

THE MELBOURNE CUP!

'The race that stops the nation'!